You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.

I hope someday we can stamp out illiteracy in America. Of course you'll have to kill alot of my relatives to do it.

You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.

To me, the media in New York and LA have always missed the essence of this country.

If your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.

My whole career can be summed up with 'Ignorance is bliss.' When you do not know better, you do not really worry about failing.