You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.

You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.

You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.

Every generation thinks they invented sex, which is the stupidest assumption in the world because if that was the case, you wouldn't even be here.

If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.