Country music is about new love and it's about old love.

You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.

I actually had a chance to be in Delta Farce, but I couldn't do it because I read the script.

My whole career can be summed up with 'Ignorance is bliss.' When you do not know better, you do not really worry about failing.

If your stomach blocks your view of your feet, cover it up! The only people who should be wearing belly shirts are people who don't have bellies. Now those little baby spare tires are kinda cute; tractor tires aren't! Especially if they've got hair on them!

You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.