You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.
You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.
You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.
I've gotten to the point I won't even watch the 11 o'clock news. You just walk away from it thinking how bad everything is.
You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
As an individual, as a household, you can't spend more money than you're bringing in. You can do it for a little while, but you end up going broke and you end up losing everything you have. That is the path that we're on as a country, and it scares me to death.