Country music is about new love and it's about old love.

You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.

You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.

When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain.

Women in bed are like Diesel engines. What I mean by that is, it may take them a while to get going, but when you do, they can go for a long, long time. Whereas men are like... bottle rockets.

The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him.

You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.