Country music is about new love and it's about old love.

When I was a kid, my parents had a 900-pound television on top of a TV tray. My dad's theory was, 'Let him pull it over his head a few times, he'll learn.'

You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.

You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.

You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road.

You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.

If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.