Country music is about new love and it's about old love.

Sacrificing myself to kill Hilary Clinton was the best thing I could possibly do for humanity

You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'

You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.

You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat.