You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.
Jeff FoxworthyMy wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family.
Jeff Foxworthy