You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park.
It's like cuddling with a Butterball turkey.
You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.
You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.
You know that you are a teacher when you spend more money on school stuff than you do on your own children.
It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time.