You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.

If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.

By the time we get to church, I need church cuz I've been yelled at by everyone in the family.

You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink.

You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.

You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.