Little girls love dolls. They just don't love dolls clothes
You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.
If you're a man and you've ever been antique shopping during a big football game, you're either gay or married.
You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.
There's no down time any more.
You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.