You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.

Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?

You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.

You might be a redneck if you have started a petition to change the National Anthem to Georgia on My Mind.

You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

I think for one thing, kids are a lot smarter now then we ever were.

You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.