You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.

You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.

Thank God I'm at that point in my career where I don't have to take stuff that I don't really want to do.

Sophisticated people invest their money in stock portfolios. Rednecks invest their money in commemorative plates.

It seems like movies that have heart to them always do well, and they find their audience.

You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.

We sing about God because we believe in Him. We are not trying to offend anybody, but the evidence that we have seen of Him in our small little lives trumps your opinion about whether or not He exists.