You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.

I'm very lucky in that I've gotten to do a lot of things. But if you ever put a gun to my head and said, "You can only do one," I'd think it would be stand-up. I think it's the coolest job in the world.

You might be a redneck if you have started a petition to change the National Anthem to Georgia on My Mind.

You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.

Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks.

You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.

You might be a redneck if you keep a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach your kids in the back seat of the car.