You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

Every generation thinks they invented sex, which is the stupidest assumption in the world because if that was the case, you wouldn't even be here.

When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain.

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.

You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.

Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip.