You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.

I'll just have itchy, watery eyes!

If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck

You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood.

You might be a redneck if your vehicle has a two-tone paint job - primer red and primer gray.

You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.

Louisiana has the best food on the planet if you don't really ask too much about what you're eating.