A lot of people up North, they think everybody from the South is married to their sister and has seen a UFO. I told them, 'I'm just dating my sister and couldn't swear that it wasn't a weather balloon.'
Jeff FoxworthyYou may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if the receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.
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