You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.

Louisiana has the best food on the planet if you don't really ask too much about what you're eating.

If you think a quaterhorse is that ride in front of Kmart.. You might be a rednneck

When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain.

You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.

I would love for someone to offer me a serious part in something. I don't know if I could even pull it off, but I would like to be the cowboy that rides off and someone shoots him off the horse in the middle of town. Just a serious role. It wouldn't have to be a big one.

You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.