Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.

You might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.

My whole career can be summed up with 'Ignorance is bliss.' When you do not know better, you do not really worry about failing.

When I was a kid, my parents had a 900-pound television on top of a TV tray. My dad's theory was, 'Let him pull it over his head a few times, he'll learn.'

Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.

You might be a redneck if the Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.

I turned down a movie this summer because it was nine weeks in Vancouver and my oldest daughter is 14. I've got four more summers with her. I'm not giving away nine weeks of her summer to go do a silly movie.