Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.

You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.

You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.

You might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.

You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.

If your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck.

I think for one thing, kids are a lot smarter now then we ever were.