Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.

If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.

You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.

You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.

You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.

You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.