Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.

You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.

You might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank.

You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.

You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park.

Little girls love dolls. They just don't love dolls clothes

You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.