Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.

You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.

If you're a redneck, you have that blood flowing through your veins. That's almost on the bucket list, to hear "Freebird" live.

We really didn't have the option of being couch potatoes when I was growing up. There were only three television channels and the only kid's programming was on Saturday morning. We always played outside until we could hear Mom calling us (not by cell phone but with her hands cupped around her mouth) that it was dinner time.

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.

You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink.