Little girls love dolls. They just don't love dolls clothes

You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape.

You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.

You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.

Any job that posts a price list for your body parts is a bad job.

You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.

I'm an outdoor nut. If I'm not working, I'm on a tractor on my farm, hunting, fishing or climbing a mountain.