Little girls love dolls. They just don't love dolls clothes

I know if mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

When I did the sitcom I was too naive. I thought, Well, they know what they're talking about, let's do that.

When you're young and you get to choose between sleep and sex you take sex everytime. You start getting older, you get to choose between sleep and sex, you choose sleep and just hope you have a dream about sex.

You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat.

You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.

I was talking to Alan Jackson. He had his second Greatest Hits album. He said, You don't ever get into this really thinking you're gonna make it.