I love comedy. God has given me this platform.
It's sad when you see somebody that talented that passes away and doesn't have to.
You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.
I really don't require a whole lot in life.
You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.