Little girls love dolls. They just don't love dolls clothes

The things that I'm talking about not knowing, they're not mysteries of the universe; it's just stuff I thought I would know by the time I was thirty-nine.

You might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.

The biggest thing I've learned is to listen to my own gut. I have learned to trust my instincts.

You might be a redneck if the first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are Howdy!, Hey! or How Y'all Doin'?

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.