If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.

I talked to Larry the Cable Guy the other day. Larry's made more money than 10 people should ever make in a lifetime. He was excited because he'd gone over to the livestock auction and bought 20 new feeder pigs.

In my life, I have driven some crappy vehicles. But I have never been so desperate for a vehicle that I wanted a used rental car.

You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.

I turned down a movie this summer because it was nine weeks in Vancouver and my oldest daughter is 14. I've got four more summers with her. I'm not giving away nine weeks of her summer to go do a silly movie.

You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.

Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip.