The only negative about doing stand-up is that you're on the road by yourself. When you're on the road with comics we just crack each other up every night going, "Can you believe they're paying us to do this? They're crazy.
Jeff FoxworthyFind something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.
Jeff Foxworthy