If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.

The biggest thing I've learned is to listen to my own gut. I have learned to trust my instincts.

If someone at Fleet Farm offers you assistance and they don't work there you might live in Wisconsin.

This happened to me last week. We're in the process of remodeling our house; we've been doing it for a while now. And we have the painters in, putting sheets up around the furniture, you know? And we have a piano, just a regular, up against the wall piano. One of the painters said to me, "Is that y'all's piano?" I said, "Nah, that's our coffee table, it just has buckteeth! Here's your Sign!

You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.

You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.

You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.