If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.

You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate.

I always wore cowboy boots and drove a truck, and talked like this. So everywhere I would go in comedy people would say, "Foxworthy, you ain't nothing but a redneck from Georgia!" It kind of became a formula joke.

You might be a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for best picture.

You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.