If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.

I hope someday we can stamp out illiteracy in America. Of course you'll have to kill alot of my relatives to do it.

You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.

You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink.

I love comedy. God has given me this platform.