If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.

You have to change those diapers every day. When those directions on the side of the Pampers box say, 'holds 6-12 pounds' they're not kidding!

You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood.

You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.

You might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.

You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.

You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.