If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.

You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.

It's sad when you see somebody that talented that passes away and doesn't have to.

I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don't want to give two or three more hours away.

If someone at Fleet Farm offers you assistance and they don't work there you might live in Wisconsin.

I wish I could relate to the people I'm related to.