I think for one thing, kids are a lot smarter now then we ever were.
You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!
You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.
You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.
There's no down time any more.