You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.
You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.
Any job that posts a price list for your body parts is a bad job.
People are like, Hey, Jeff, lemme tell you... I'm like, Hold on, let me get a pen and a piece of paper.
You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.
When I did the sitcom I was too naive. I thought, Well, they know what they're talking about, let's do that.