You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.

I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes in a bad mood theres a red mark across my forehead

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.

You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.