You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.

In my life, I have driven some crappy vehicles. But I have never been so desperate for a vehicle that I wanted a used rental car.

I turned down a movie this summer because it was nine weeks in Vancouver and my oldest daughter is 14. I've got four more summers with her. I'm not giving away nine weeks of her summer to go do a silly movie.

I'm an outdoor nut. If I'm not working, I'm on a tractor on my farm, hunting, fishing or climbing a mountain.

There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can go and what they can buy.

You might be a redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.

You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.