If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.

Thank God I'm at that point in my career where I don't have to take stuff that I don't really want to do.

The biggest thing I've learned is to listen to my own gut. I have learned to trust my instincts.

You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet 'Ms. Right

You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.