My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!
You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.
You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat.
You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps.
Little girls love dolls. They just don't love dolls clothes
You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.