It's sad when you see somebody that talented that passes away and doesn't have to.

You might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.

You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

If your thighs look like the hood of a white Toyota minivan after a hailstorm, you aren't juicy.

You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.

People are like, Hey, Jeff, lemme tell you... I'm like, Hold on, let me get a pen and a piece of paper.

You might be a redneck if taking a dip has nothing to do with water.