It's sad when you see somebody that talented that passes away and doesn't have to.

You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light

You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

Every generation thinks they invented sex, which is the stupidest assumption in the world because if that was the case, you wouldn't even be here.

We're a heart attack away from losing the right to bear arms.

You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.

Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip.