It's sad when you see somebody that talented that passes away and doesn't have to.

When I did the sitcom I was too naive. I thought, Well, they know what they're talking about, let's do that.

I talked to Larry the Cable Guy the other day. Larry's made more money than 10 people should ever make in a lifetime. He was excited because he'd gone over to the livestock auction and bought 20 new feeder pigs.

You might be a redneck if you refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the day my ship came in.

If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.