As a comedian I appreciate every kind of comedy. You decide for yourself what you're going to do.

You might be a redneck if you refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the day my ship came in.

If men have a smell it's usually an accident.

Redneck is: the glorious absence of sophistication

You might be a redneck if your biggest ambition in life is to git that big ole coon. The one what hangs 'round over yonder, back'ah Bubba's barn.

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.