You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.
Jeff FoxworthyI'm very lucky in that I've gotten to do a lot of things. But if you ever put a gun to my head and said, "You can only do one," I'd think it would be stand-up. I think it's the coolest job in the world.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.
Jeff FoxworthyI have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.
Jeff FoxworthyI just love people. I love this country. I am the American dream. I grew up by the airport with a dirt yard. Never in my life should I have been a success. So that's what I love about this country [USA], is you get out there and you have the opportunity and you work hard at it, and you can be a success.
Jeff Foxworthy