Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls and ain't one of them got a stitch of clothes on.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you keep a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach your kids in the back seat of the car.
Jeff Foxworthy