You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.

Children that play outside develop better problem solving skills and have a stronger ability to work within a group.

If you don't have anything good to say about someone, you must be talking about Hillary Clinton.

You might be a redneck if when you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry about is if you can lose them or not.

You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.

I think with a comedian, when you get to the point of a greatest hits, it's kind of an acknowledgment that you've been doing stand-up a long time, which not very many people do.

You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.