You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.

You might be a redneck if your vehicle has a two-tone paint job - primer red and primer gray.

You might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.

You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps.

The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more.

You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.

If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.