If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck.

The thing about that singles apartment is you never had to clean it up... until the day you got the security deposit back. You're arguing with the landlord... 'No sir, the back door was missing when we moved in here! The pizzas were always on the ceiling!'

Children that play outside develop better problem solving skills and have a stronger ability to work within a group.

You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.

You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.

You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.

You know, I remember Career Day in high school. I remember plumbers and lawyers... I don't remember a booth where you could sign up to learn how to shoot chickens out of a cannon at the windshield of an airplane, 'cause there would have been a line at my school to do that!