If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps.

I really don't require a whole lot in life.

You might be a redneck if the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.

People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not interested. I'm very happy doing standup and writing and taking my kids to school.

The biggest thing I've learned is to listen to my own gut. I have learned to trust my instincts.

You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.