The thing about that singles apartment is you never had to clean it up... until the day you got the security deposit back. You're arguing with the landlord... 'No sir, the back door was missing when we moved in here! The pizzas were always on the ceiling!'

You might be a redneck if you celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.

You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light

You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.

Children that play outside develop better problem solving skills and have a stronger ability to work within a group.

You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.

If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck.