The thing about that singles apartment is you never had to clean it up... until the day you got the security deposit back. You're arguing with the landlord... 'No sir, the back door was missing when we moved in here! The pizzas were always on the ceiling!'

I was talking to Alan Jackson. He had his second Greatest Hits album. He said, You don't ever get into this really thinking you're gonna make it.

You don't get married to get sex. Getting married to get sex is like buying a 747 to get free peanuts.

If the veins in the back of your legs look like the street map of greater Pittsburgh, you ain't nobody's babydoll.

We sing about God because we believe in Him. We are not trying to offend anybody, but the evidence that we have seen of Him in our small little lives trumps your opinion about whether or not He exists.

You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it is.

To me, the media in New York and LA have always missed the essence of this country.