You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.

You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress.

You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.

Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.

I actually had a chance to be in Delta Farce, but I couldn't do it because I read the script.

If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.