You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.

I know if mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

Comics don't usually have very long careers, and I'm 22 years into this.

I've got keys to crap I've never owned. You put all my keys together I could be a high school janitor tonight.

You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.

You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.

You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.