You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.

You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.

You might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank.

You might be a redneck if...the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection.

You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.

You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.

Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?