You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.

You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.

When I did the sitcom I was too naive. I thought, Well, they know what they're talking about, let's do that.

You might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.

I always wore cowboy boots and drove a truck, and talked like this. So everywhere I would go in comedy people would say, "Foxworthy, you ain't nothing but a redneck from Georgia!" It kind of became a formula joke.

You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.

You might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.