You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.
I don't know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan's Island theme song and has deleted everything about triangles.
You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.
Hell, when I was in high school, a "drive-by shooting" meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window!
Any job that posts a price list for your body parts is a bad job.
I'm two decisions away from putting up drywall for a living. I am, and there's nothing wrong with that, but whatever I got, it's through the grace of God, and I've got to use it right.