You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.
If your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck.
I'll just have itchy, watery eyes!
It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time.
If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.
You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.