You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.
You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
I really don't require a whole lot in life.
You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.
If men have a smell it's usually an accident.
You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.