You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.

You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.

A lot of people up North, they think everybody from the South is married to their sister and has seen a UFO. I told them, 'I'm just dating my sister and couldn't swear that it wasn't a weather balloon.'

You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.

You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.

You might be a redneck if you think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.

Kids aren't suppose to have cancer, they're suppose to have a future.