You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.

You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood.

I've got keys to crap I've never owned. You put all my keys together I could be a high school janitor tonight.

You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park.

I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods.

I don't know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan's Island theme song and has deleted everything about triangles.

You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.