You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.

Comics don't usually have very long careers, and I'm 22 years into this.

You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.

You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.

You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

You might be a redneck if you're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.