You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light
If you think a quaterhorse is that ride in front of Kmart.. You might be a rednneck
You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.
You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.
You take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got AN IDIOT!
You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.