You find out that all this stuff you've accumulated, you could care less about it. It's just the relationships that matter.
Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.
You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.
I really don't require a whole lot in life.
I love comedy. God has given me this platform.
You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.