If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.
You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
If men have a smell it's usually an accident.
You might be a redneck if you're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You.
What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do.
The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him.