You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.

You might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.

My whole career can be summed up with 'Ignorance is bliss.' When you do not know better, you do not really worry about failing.

You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape.

You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.