You might be a redneck if you have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco.
Jeff FoxworthyYou moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.
Jeff FoxworthyWhen you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain.
Jeff FoxworthyI just love people. I love this country. I am the American dream. I grew up by the airport with a dirt yard. Never in my life should I have been a success. So that's what I love about this country [USA], is you get out there and you have the opportunity and you work hard at it, and you can be a success.
Jeff Foxworthy