You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps.
Jeff FoxworthyHell, when I was in high school, a "drive-by shooting" meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window!
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your biggest ambition in life is to git that big ole coon. The one what hangs 'round over yonder, back'ah Bubba's barn.
Jeff Foxworthy