[about sex and being married] It's like being the National Guard, we may not be seeing as much action as the front line, but we are living to fight another day.

You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.

If you're a redneck, you have that blood flowing through your veins. That's almost on the bucket list, to hear "Freebird" live.

If someone at Fleet Farm offers you assistance and they don't work there you might live in Wisconsin.

I actually had a chance to be in Delta Farce, but I couldn't do it because I read the script.

I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate.