[about sex and being married] It's like being the National Guard, we may not be seeing as much action as the front line, but we are living to fight another day.

If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck.

I'm an outdoor nut. If I'm not working, I'm on a tractor on my farm, hunting, fishing or climbing a mountain.

You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.

Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks.

To me, the media in New York and LA have always missed the essence of this country.

You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.