If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck
Jeff FoxworthyWhen you're young and you get to choose between sleep and sex you take sex everytime. You start getting older, you get to choose between sleep and sex, you choose sleep and just hope you have a dream about sex.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.
Jeff Foxworthy