You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.
Jeff FoxworthyLadies have come up with all these expressions to reassure men. "Oh, honey, it's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean." That may be true, but it takes a long time to get to England in a rowboat.
Jeff FoxworthyIf your thighs look like the hood of a white Toyota minivan after a hailstorm, you aren't juicy.
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