You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.
Jeff FoxworthyI've got keys to crap I've never owned. You put all my keys together I could be a high school janitor tonight.
Jeff FoxworthyYou moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.
Jeff Foxworthy