If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.

What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do.

If someone at Fleet Farm offers you assistance and they don't work there you might live in Wisconsin.

You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.

You might be a redneck if you refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the day my ship came in.

You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.