You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.
You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.
People are like, Hey, Jeff, lemme tell you... I'm like, Hold on, let me get a pen and a piece of paper.
You might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank.
I wish I could relate to the people I'm related to.
You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when your kids were born.