If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.

You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road.

You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.

When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain.

My wife is like, You finally get your own TV show, you can have any kind of car you want and you get a darned truck. But my brother and I have the same kind of truck now.

Little girls love dolls. They just don't love dolls clothes