Thank God I'm at that point in my career where I don't have to take stuff that I don't really want to do.

I turned down a movie this summer because it was nine weeks in Vancouver and my oldest daughter is 14. I've got four more summers with her. I'm not giving away nine weeks of her summer to go do a silly movie.

Country music is about new love and it's about old love. It's about gettin' drunk and gettin' sober. It's about leavin' and it's about comin' home. It's real music sung by real people for real people, the people that make up the backbone of this country. You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and go to work, we get up and go to church, and we get up and go to war when necessary.

I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods.

If you can't remember the last time you had sex with a woman, you're either gay, or married.

If your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck.

Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.