Thank God I'm at that point in my career where I don't have to take stuff that I don't really want to do.

Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.

You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.

You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.

I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods.

You might be a redneck if you're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You.

You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.