Thank God I'm at that point in my career where I don't have to take stuff that I don't really want to do.

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.

You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and go to work, we get up and go to church, and we get up and go to war when necessary.

You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.

You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.

You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.

I really don't require a whole lot in life.