Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.
Jeff FoxworthyThe things that I'm talking about not knowing, they're not mysteries of the universe; it's just stuff I thought I would know by the time I was thirty-nine.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.
Jeff Foxworthy