You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.

I love comedy. God has given me this platform.

You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.

You find out that all this stuff you've accumulated, you could care less about it. It's just the relationships that matter.

The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house.

You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.