You know, I remember Career Day in high school. I remember plumbers and lawyers... I don't remember a booth where you could sign up to learn how to shoot chickens out of a cannon at the windshield of an airplane, 'cause there would have been a line at my school to do that!
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for best picture.
Jeff FoxworthyIf you're a redneck, you have that blood flowing through your veins. That's almost on the bucket list, to hear "Freebird" live.
Jeff FoxworthyI've gotten to the point I won't even watch the 11 o'clock news. You just walk away from it thinking how bad everything is.
Jeff Foxworthy