You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.

You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom.

If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck.

Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.

You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.

I'm an outdoor nut. If I'm not working, I'm on a tractor on my farm, hunting, fishing or climbing a mountain.