You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.

You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.

You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.

You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

You find out that all this stuff you've accumulated, you could care less about it. It's just the relationships that matter.

Comics don't usually have very long careers, and I'm 22 years into this.