You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.

You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain.

You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.

You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.

You might be a redneck if...the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection.

You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.