If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.
Jeff FoxworthyMy wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family.
Jeff FoxworthyThis happened to me last week. We're in the process of remodeling our house; we've been doing it for a while now. And we have the painters in, putting sheets up around the furniture, you know? And we have a piano, just a regular, up against the wall piano. One of the painters said to me, "Is that y'all's piano?" I said, "Nah, that's our coffee table, it just has buckteeth! Here's your Sign!
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it is.
Jeff Foxworthy