You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and go to work, we get up and go to church, and we get up and go to war when necessary.

Comics don't usually have very long careers, and I'm 22 years into this.

You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink.

You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.

You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.

If your thighs look like the hood of a white Toyota minivan after a hailstorm, you aren't juicy.

We probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us.