You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.

You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.

If your thighs look like the hood of a white Toyota minivan after a hailstorm, you aren't juicy.

You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.

If you're a redneck, you have that blood flowing through your veins. That's almost on the bucket list, to hear "Freebird" live.

I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes in a bad mood theres a red mark across my forehead

You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.