You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.
Jeff FoxworthyYou have to change those diapers every day. When those directions on the side of the Pampers box say, 'holds 6-12 pounds' they're not kidding!
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.
Jeff Foxworthy