Nowadays you can't even spank your kids. No, gotta give 'em a time out. My dad would take time out of his busy day... to whip our ass.
You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.
If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.
I really don't require a whole lot in life.
You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
By the time we get to church, I need church cuz I've been yelled at by everyone in the family.