You might be a redneck if you have started a petition to change the National Anthem to Georgia on My Mind.

You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.

The only negative about doing stand-up is that you're on the road by yourself. When you're on the road with comics we just crack each other up every night going, "Can you believe they're paying us to do this? They're crazy.

If you're a man and you've ever been antique shopping during a big football game, you're either gay or married.

You might be a redneck if when you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry about is if you can lose them or not.

People should see your faith. If all you do is talk about your faith and people don't see it, but they ought to see it in the way you treat your family, you treat your friends, you treat your community.

Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip.