You might be a redneck if you have started a petition to change the National Anthem to Georgia on My Mind.

My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.

What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do.

You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.

I turned down a movie this summer because it was nine weeks in Vancouver and my oldest daughter is 14. I've got four more summers with her. I'm not giving away nine weeks of her summer to go do a silly movie.

I would love for someone to offer me a serious part in something. I don't know if I could even pull it off, but I would like to be the cowboy that rides off and someone shoots him off the horse in the middle of town. Just a serious role. It wouldn't have to be a big one.

You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.