You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood.
Jeff FoxworthyI'm two decisions away from putting up drywall for a living. I am, and there's nothing wrong with that, but whatever I got, it's through the grace of God, and I've got to use it right.
Jeff FoxworthyNow, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.
Jeff FoxworthyI say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.
Jeff Foxworthy