Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.

You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.

You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.

Little girls love dolls. They just don't love dolls clothes