I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.
You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.
You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.
Country music is about new love and it's about old love.
You might be a redneck if Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair.