I wish I could relate to the people I'm related to.
You might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve.
You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.
You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.
You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.
If men have a smell it's usually an accident.