Hell, when I was in high school, a "drive-by shooting" meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window!

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.

My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.

You might be a redneck if the receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.

You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.