Hell, when I was in high school, a "drive-by shooting" meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window!

Country music is about new love and it's about old love. It's about gettin' drunk and gettin' sober. It's about leavin' and it's about comin' home. It's real music sung by real people for real people, the people that make up the backbone of this country. You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and go to work, we get up and go to church, and we get up and go to war when necessary.

You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.

You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light

If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.

A lot of people up North, they think everybody from the South is married to their sister and has seen a UFO. I told them, 'I'm just dating my sister and couldn't swear that it wasn't a weather balloon.'

You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.