Hell, when I was in high school, a "drive-by shooting" meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window!

We probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us.

Country music is about new love and it's about old love.

Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.

If most people wanted to be incognito, they put on a fake beard or mustache. If I wanted to I'd just shave mine off.

The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more.

You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.