You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it is.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.
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