I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.

If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck.

Redneck is: the glorious absence of sophistication

You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Sacrificing myself to kill Hilary Clinton was the best thing I could possibly do for humanity

You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.