You might be a redneck if you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate.
Jeff FoxworthySophisticated people invest their money in stock portfolios. Rednecks invest their money in commemorative plates.
Jeff FoxworthyI think with a comedian, when you get to the point of a greatest hits, it's kind of an acknowledgment that you've been doing stand-up a long time, which not very many people do.
Jeff Foxworthy