You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.
Jeff FoxworthyBuying a used rental car is kind of like going to a house of ill repute looking for a wife. Anything that's been driven that hard by that many people, you really don't want to put your key in it.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if the receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.
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