I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.

You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.

If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck.

It seems like movies that have heart to them always do well, and they find their audience.

I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes in a bad mood theres a red mark across my forehead

You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.

You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.