You might be a redneck if the Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.

You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.

You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck.

If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.

Comics don't usually have very long careers, and I'm 22 years into this.