You might be a redneck if the Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.

In my life, I have driven some crappy vehicles. But I have never been so desperate for a vehicle that I wanted a used rental car.

You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.

You take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got AN IDIOT!

You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.

You might be a redneck if you stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.

You might be a redneck if the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.