If the veins in the back of your legs look like the street map of greater Pittsburgh, you ain't nobody's babydoll.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.
Jeff FoxworthyIf most people wanted to be incognito, they put on a fake beard or mustache. If I wanted to I'd just shave mine off.
Jeff Foxworthy