You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the day my ship came in.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.
Jeff FoxworthyI have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
Jeff Foxworthy