You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.
I'll just have itchy, watery eyes!
You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.
It's hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old.
You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink.
I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.