You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.
You might be a redneck if the Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.
You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.
Sacrificing myself to kill Hilary Clinton was the best thing I could possibly do for humanity
You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.
I turned down a movie this summer because it was nine weeks in Vancouver and my oldest daughter is 14. I've got four more summers with her. I'm not giving away nine weeks of her summer to go do a silly movie.