When you're young and you get to choose between sleep and sex you take sex everytime. You start getting older, you get to choose between sleep and sex, you choose sleep and just hope you have a dream about sex.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.
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