As an actor, there was that freedom of not having to worry about lights or marks or other people. It was just going out there and having fun with the character.

When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain.

You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.

If your stomach blocks your view of your feet, cover it up! The only people who should be wearing belly shirts are people who don't have bellies. Now those little baby spare tires are kinda cute; tractor tires aren't! Especially if they've got hair on them!

People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not interested. I'm very happy doing standup and writing and taking my kids to school.

It's like cuddling with a Butterball turkey.

If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.