If most people wanted to be incognito, they put on a fake beard or mustache. If I wanted to I'd just shave mine off.

You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.

Louisiana has the best food on the planet if you don't really ask too much about what you're eating.

I think for one thing, kids are a lot smarter now then we ever were.

You find out that all this stuff you've accumulated, you could care less about it. It's just the relationships that matter.

Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.