You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.

You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.

You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.

You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps.

You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.

You might be a redneck if the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.

You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet 'Ms. Right