You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light
Country music is about new love and it's about old love.
You find out that all this stuff you've accumulated, you could care less about it. It's just the relationships that matter.
You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.
It's sad when you see somebody that talented that passes away and doesn't have to.
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.