You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.

If you can't remember the last time you had sex with a woman, you're either gay, or married.

You might be a redneck if the first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are Howdy!, Hey! or How Y'all Doin'?

You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

If someone at Fleet Farm offers you assistance and they don't work there you might live in Wisconsin.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

You might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.