You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.
The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house.
You might be a redneck if taking a dip has nothing to do with water.
You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.
You might be a redneck if the Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.
I know if mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.