The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house.
You might be a redneck if the Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.
You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out.
If you can't remember the last time you had sex with a woman, you're either gay, or married.
You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.