You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.

You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.

It's hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old.

You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.

You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.

You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when your kids were born.

You might be a redneck if you think Silence of the Lambs is what happens when Larry walks out to the barn.