Because criminals know that when they see a house with 2 foot tall grass, a dog on a chain, and an engine hanging from a tree, a gun lives in that house. And if you want to know what kind, just break in at 2 in the morning.
Jeff FoxworthyIf you can't remember the last time you had sex with a woman, you're either gay, or married.
Jeff FoxworthyAs a comic, you learn to use your voice because you don't have the benefit of visual things.
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