You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can go and what they can buy.

Redneck is: the glorious absence of sophistication

You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.

You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps.

You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.

You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.