You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

People should see your faith. If all you do is talk about your faith and people don't see it, but they ought to see it in the way you treat your family, you treat your friends, you treat your community.

The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more.

You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.

I love comedy. God has given me this platform.

You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.