You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.

Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

There's no down time any more.