You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck.

Sophisticated people invest their money in stock portfolios. Rednecks invest their money in commemorative plates.

Little girls love dolls. They just don't love dolls clothes

If you're a man and you've ever been antique shopping during a big football game, you're either gay or married.

You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.