You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.

I think for one thing, kids are a lot smarter now then we ever were.

You might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank.

You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.

People should see your faith. If all you do is talk about your faith and people don't see it, but they ought to see it in the way you treat your family, you treat your friends, you treat your community.

You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.

You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.