You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.

You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.

You might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.

It seems like movies that have heart to them always do well, and they find their audience.

If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck

Buying a used rental car is kind of like going to a house of ill repute looking for a wife. Anything that's been driven that hard by that many people, you really don't want to put your key in it.

I wish I could relate to the people I'm related to.