You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.

You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.

I don't necessarily think of it as Southern comedy. I just think I'm a comedian and I have a Southern accent.

Nowadays you can't even spank your kids. No, gotta give 'em a time out. My dad would take time out of his busy day... to whip our ass.

I've gotten to the point I won't even watch the 11 o'clock news. You just walk away from it thinking how bad everything is.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.