You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.

You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.

You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.

I don't necessarily think of it as Southern comedy. I just think I'm a comedian and I have a Southern accent.

People are like, Hey, Jeff, lemme tell you... I'm like, Hold on, let me get a pen and a piece of paper.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.