You might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.
Jeff Foxworthy