You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.

You might be a redneck if you think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.

The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house.

You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.

You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and go to work, we get up and go to church, and we get up and go to war when necessary.

Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom.