You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.

You might be a redneck if...the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection.

You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.

You find out that all this stuff you've accumulated, you could care less about it. It's just the relationships that matter.

You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.

I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together.

You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.