Because criminals know that when they see a house with 2 foot tall grass, a dog on a chain, and an engine hanging from a tree, a gun lives in that house. And if you want to know what kind, just break in at 2 in the morning.
Jeff FoxworthyFind something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.
Jeff FoxworthySacrificing myself to kill Hilary Clinton was the best thing I could possibly do for humanity
Jeff FoxworthyIf you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
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