Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.
You might be a redneck if you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate.
You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.
You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.
Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?
Children that play outside develop better problem solving skills and have a stronger ability to work within a group.