You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.

I don't know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan's Island theme song and has deleted everything about triangles.

You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion.

You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.

You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet 'Ms. Right

Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder? 'Cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.

You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.