You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.

If you think a quaterhorse is that ride in front of Kmart.. You might be a rednneck

You might be a redneck if the receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.

You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.

You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.

You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.

I've gotten to the point I won't even watch the 11 o'clock news. You just walk away from it thinking how bad everything is.