You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.
You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.
You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.
If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.
I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don't want to give two or three more hours away.
You might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.