Redneck is: the glorious absence of sophistication

You might be a redneck if you're still scalping tickets after the concert is over.

You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.

If you're a redneck, you have that blood flowing through your veins. That's almost on the bucket list, to hear "Freebird" live.

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.