Redneck is: the glorious absence of sophistication

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.

Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder? 'Cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.

All these years I've sat in airports and kind of drawn people and put like Far Side captions on them.

Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?

You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood.