A lot of people up North, they think everybody from the South is married to their sister and has seen a UFO. I told them, 'I'm just dating my sister and couldn't swear that it wasn't a weather balloon.'

You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.

If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck

You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood.

You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.

You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.