You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.
You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.
It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time.
If the veins in the back of your legs look like the street map of greater Pittsburgh, you ain't nobody's babydoll.
I love comedy. God has given me this platform.