You might be a redneck if you think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.

You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!

You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip.