You might be a redneck if you think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.

You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

You might be a redneck if you're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You.

You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.

You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.

You might be a redneck if the receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.

It's like cuddling with a Butterball turkey.