You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.

We probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.

You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when your kids were born.

I turned down a movie this summer because it was nine weeks in Vancouver and my oldest daughter is 14. I've got four more summers with her. I'm not giving away nine weeks of her summer to go do a silly movie.

You might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve.

I wish I could relate to the people I'm related to.