You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.

You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.

Thank God I'm at that point in my career where I don't have to take stuff that I don't really want to do.

The things that I'm talking about not knowing, they're not mysteries of the universe; it's just stuff I thought I would know by the time I was thirty-nine.

You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion.

You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.

My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.