You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.

You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.

Little girls love dolls. They just don't love dolls clothes

I notice my wife when she's on the phone with her friends, man they will share every animate details of their lives with each other. See men once we become friends with another man we may never say another word to him, unless there's valuable information that needs to be exchanged. Things like "Hey Jim, your shirt's on fire."

Women in bed are like Diesel engines. What I mean by that is, it may take them a while to get going, but when you do, they can go for a long, long time. Whereas men are like... bottle rockets.

You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.

Comics don't usually have very long careers, and I'm 22 years into this.