Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.
Jeff FoxworthyWe probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.
Jeff Foxworthy