You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.

You might be a redneck if Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair.

You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.

If you don't have anything good to say about someone, you must be talking about Hillary Clinton.

Because criminals know that when they see a house with 2 foot tall grass, a dog on a chain, and an engine hanging from a tree, a gun lives in that house. And if you want to know what kind, just break in at 2 in the morning.

We're a heart attack away from losing the right to bear arms.

You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.