If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck.
Jeff FoxworthyLouisiana has the best food on the planet if you don't really ask too much about what you're eating.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.
Jeff FoxworthyIf your stomach blocks your view of your feet, cover it up! The only people who should be wearing belly shirts are people who don't have bellies. Now those little baby spare tires are kinda cute; tractor tires aren't! Especially if they've got hair on them!
Jeff Foxworthy