Buying a used rental car is kind of like going to a house of ill repute looking for a wife. Anything that's been driven that hard by that many people, you really don't want to put your key in it.
Jeff FoxworthyWhen I did the sitcom I was too naive. I thought, Well, they know what they're talking about, let's do that.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for best picture.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you have started a petition to change the National Anthem to Georgia on My Mind.
Jeff Foxworthy