You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood.
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.
You might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.
If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.
You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
When I did the sitcom I was too naive. I thought, Well, they know what they're talking about, let's do that.