You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.

I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes in a bad mood theres a red mark across my forehead

You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.

You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.

By the time we get to church, I need church cuz I've been yelled at by everyone in the family.

I actually had a chance to be in Delta Farce, but I couldn't do it because I read the script.