You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.

You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.

You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.

People should see your faith. If all you do is talk about your faith and people don't see it, but they ought to see it in the way you treat your family, you treat your friends, you treat your community.

You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.

You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.

You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.