Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls and ain't one of them got a stitch of clothes on.
Jeff FoxworthyIf you're a man and you've ever been antique shopping during a big football game, you're either gay or married.
Jeff FoxworthyAs a comedian I appreciate every kind of comedy. You decide for yourself what you're going to do.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.
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