You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.

You might be a redneck if your vehicle has a two-tone paint job - primer red and primer gray.

You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.

If your thighs look like the hood of a white Toyota minivan after a hailstorm, you aren't juicy.

You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.

If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck

You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.