My wife is like, You finally get your own TV show, you can have any kind of car you want and you get a darned truck. But my brother and I have the same kind of truck now.
Jeff FoxworthySacrificing myself to kill Hilary Clinton was the best thing I could possibly do for humanity
Jeff FoxworthySome people like to keep their grass cut really short, so they can see the intruders coming. Keep those kill zones open. I say let the grass grow tall so they don't know there's a house behind it. Some call it lazy, I say it's thinking.
Jeff FoxworthyIf you don't have anything good to say about someone, you must be talking about Hillary Clinton.
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