You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape.
You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.
If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.
You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.
You might be a redneck if you think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family.