People should see your faith. If all you do is talk about your faith and people don't see it, but they ought to see it in the way you treat your family, you treat your friends, you treat your community.

You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.

You might be a redneck if Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair.

You might be a redneck if you're still scalping tickets after the concert is over.

Some people like to keep their grass cut really short, so they can see the intruders coming. Keep those kill zones open. I say let the grass grow tall so they don't know there's a house behind it. Some call it lazy, I say it's thinking.

You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.

You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.