People should see your faith. If all you do is talk about your faith and people don't see it, but they ought to see it in the way you treat your family, you treat your friends, you treat your community.

My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!

You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape.

You might be a redneck if you stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.

You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.

You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.

You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.