I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.
Jeff FoxworthyI'm two decisions away from putting up drywall for a living. I am, and there's nothing wrong with that, but whatever I got, it's through the grace of God, and I've got to use it right.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it is.
Jeff Foxworthy[about sex and being married] It's like being the National Guard, we may not be seeing as much action as the front line, but we are living to fight another day.
Jeff FoxworthyI notice my wife when she's on the phone with her friends, man they will share every animate details of their lives with each other. See men once we become friends with another man we may never say another word to him, unless there's valuable information that needs to be exchanged. Things like "Hey Jim, your shirt's on fire."
Jeff Foxworthy