You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.
Jeff FoxworthyChildren that play outside develop better problem solving skills and have a stronger ability to work within a group.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco.
Jeff Foxworthy