People should see your faith. If all you do is talk about your faith and people don't see it, but they ought to see it in the way you treat your family, you treat your friends, you treat your community.

You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.

You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.

I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes in a bad mood theres a red mark across my forehead

You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.

If most people wanted to be incognito, they put on a fake beard or mustache. If I wanted to I'd just shave mine off.

You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.